I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker
fuck attractive people
that’s the plan
please be stoked for your friends when they’ve accomplished something that they worked really hard at even if it’s the most boring ass thing your eyeballs have ever witnessed please please please for their sake just pretend to be excited
pretty sure alex gaskarth only owns one pair of jeans and you know exactly which pair i am talking about
If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends.
yeah this is definitely preferable actually
My stomach growled super loud in French omg
I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize
HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS
- WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
- REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.
((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))