messages links my face


what if websites had closing hours


what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur



today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

just because i don’t follow u back doesn’t mean i think u have a shitty blog. you might just have posts/fandoms/stuff i don’t really want on my dash. and hey, that’s fine. it’s YOUR tumblr you’re here for you and that’s goodgreatawesome

but please don’t think me not following you back means i hate u 5ever and that u can never inbox me or reply to my posts or follow me on twitter or something b/c that is not what it means at all


incomplete list of things girls like:

  • homicide
  • double homicide
  • triple homicide hell yeah
  • witchcraft
  • lesbianism
  • human sacrifice
  • dead things
  • monsters
  • summoning satan


take four years of spanish so you can speak spanish at a 3 year old level

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
I’m an adult, but not like a real adult


*falls purposely on the ground so hot people can help me to get back up*

My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)
My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.

my car broke down on the highway the other day but i got to watch a really nice sunset while i waited for the tow truck